The two greatest computer-users, the two wiliest internet-hackers, the two fiercest game-players of ALL TIME have had more than their share of all the posers, wannabes, lamers, whiners, losers, hosers, and general trash that plagues the computer world, and they've decided that enough is enough. Through an experimental hacking process, they've eradicated their human bodies, re-emerging inside the very internet as unstoppable forces of pure skill. No longer mortals, they are LEET and OWNZOR.
With nothing to do now but protect their status as the greatest computer wizards of all time, Leet and Owznor make the most of their internet status by chatting, hacking, and gaming their way through vast hordes of n00bs.

LEET is the greatest - no, the LEETEST Hacker (haxxor) of all time. No code is too hard to crack, no password too protected to steal, no firewall too challenging to breach. Nothing stands in the way of his incredible hacking skills. On the internet, he is a force to be reckoned with, and all the underhanded and sneaky tactics found there are his playthings. He commands a veritable army of viruses, trojans, and worms, all intent on making life a living hell for the pimply-faced punks who dare cross him. Should he ever return to the physical world, the sheer number of credit card numbers he's been able to swipe would instantly make him the richest man in the world.
Leet is 1337. Do not cross.

OWNZOR is the world's best gamer, bar none. He can cut his way through hordes of Quakers, Doom-freaks, Counter-Strikers, Halo-Bearers, Battlefielders, and anything else the online gaming community can throw at him. He can reach the top level on any online game within hours, slay the uber-boss of any RPG in seconds, and on a good day, even fend off a Zerg Rush or two.
Rather than become bored by the lack of decent challenges the world presents him, he revels in his superiority, loving nothing more than dominating a game and rubbing it in everybody's face. He'll be playing the game when he's old and gray, and he'll still be able to kick your ass.
Ownzor 0\/\/n5 j00. Submit.