The unfortunately named Fucky the Snail may be just a simple gastropod, but that doesn't mean he can't teach us all a good lesson about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Despite his sometimes Neronian appearance, Fucky the Snail loves nothing more than sharing his finely-honed sense of style and wisdom with the rest of the world. He's quick, smart, clever, and (ladies say) quite handsome. Fucky's deep, witty insights can help you find happiness in your life, teach you how to enjoy everyday routine, and open your eyes to daily opportunities you never even knew existed, let alone considered trying. With a little ingenuity and a helping of adventure, you can add a whole new spice to your life. Just listen to Fucky -- he knows what he's talking about -- and you'll see great new chances all around you. For example, did you know that many of the blind homeless people you see on the streets actually ARE blind?! That means you can take money out of their little cup and they won't even know BECAUSE THEY WON'T SEE YOU DOING IT!
Don't be fooled by Fucky's incredibly sharp teeth and poor dental care -- Fucky (or Fucks, as some friends like to call him) is a devout vegetarian, probably because eating meat would cause him to die.